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ELIOT MAN! SERIOUSLY. 45 MINUTES. This guy.

Seriously now. Anybody remember when Charles Schulz added a black character to Peanuts? Franklin warmed our hearts in 1968 just as Eliot is sure to warm our hearts here at Planet For One in 2006. Happy Martin Luther King Junior Day day everyone!

P.S. Why is everybody making comments about a black guy and a banana? I don't get it. Bananas are a healthy snack for people to eat. I eat bananas. Eliot is like me. Eliot is trying to eat healthy too. Why are people making a fuss--OH GODDAMNIT A BANANA? OH DAMMIT. DAMMIT! THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED. YOU PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS!