KITTENS HAVE FLEAS.

Blogs, it is true news that a CAT GAVE BIRTH ON MY WELCOME MAT. There were six but two did not survive. The remaining four are fat and happy. We're not sure what to do with them, considering that we DON'T WANT ANY KITTENS but we are CONSIDERING OUR OPTIONS:


This is the option I favor.

In orther news: We do have a fire pit now which means there will be a birthday party. Either the 31st or the 1st, depending on who is or is not in Japan. Also please see this movie.