AH YES.

Yup.



Hey so I forgot to tell everyone that my mom's house didn't burn down. Cool, huh? Yup. Totally fine.

DID YOU KNOW THAT I'M STILL READING GRAVITY'S RAINBOW? I AM! But enough is enough. I'm cracking down, I have a plan.

Ten pages a day for the next fifty two days. I'll have that sucker done by New Years! No more mister nice guy, Thomas Pynchon! The kid gloves are coming off! I'm not sure what will happen when I finally finish the book. I think I might become pure energy, or reach some level of nirvana where I float around on a lotus blossom all day. I might look something like this:



Yours truly,
Andrew "Hey, what was I doing this time last year? Oh yeah! Hawwww!" Tolson.

Goodbye.